My Kid Hits People. I’m His Chauffeur Game Day Tee
This relaxed, garment-dyed crewneck carries a cheeky, game-day attitude. The soft, broken-in hand of the dye and heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton feels lived-in from the first wear. A vintage-style football helmet graphic sits above bold, tongue-in-cheek lettering that reads “My Kid Hits People. I’m His Chauffeur.” It’s the kind of shirt you pull on before the carpool line, tailgate, or sideline duty — something that announces your role with humor while staying comfortable through practices, weekend errands, and long bleacher sessions.
Product features
- Comfort Colors® 1566
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for a soft, durable feel
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL (select partners) and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
80% cotton, 20% polyester
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, has a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing
1x1 Ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards it goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Back detail
The sweatshirt has a half-moon neck patch on the back
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available for left chest and center chest print areas
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras or El Salvador
Age restrictions
For adults
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat; Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not dryclean; Do not iron.
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